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Bio: buddy of overlord Matt. likes videogames more than the average nerd & actually started with PONG. other than that im a 29 year old geeky white punk in Toronto.
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Deep Thoughts About E3.....
July 21, 2008 - 11:48 pm
F*** all of your stupid fanboyism. It makes me hate video game culture as a whole. There is no point in ranting about the only system of the 3 you can afford to be the ultimate of all the gaming things created & it even sexually pleasures you on top of all the cool games coming you've only seen CG trailers for.

Microsoft - hmm same as last year. "hey this is all the stuff you knew was coming this year. AND IT IS! Now go f yourself because people that like the Wii will spend money on us because have Mii TOO! ahem, AVATARS." If that's what it takes to steal a conference for you, you have no imagination or vision.
Gears looks awesome. Viva Pinata sounds like a great upgrade. FF13 on 360, not a shocker like everyone is treating it. Its more shocking when something STAYS exclusive. The dashboard update is pure shit. Netflix only matters to the US because 360 doesn't matter as much else where. You are still paying for Xbox Live to be constantly advertised too & called faggot the live long day. Par for the course, nothing earth shattering.

Sony - Could the presenter be any more boring. A little bit of Fall upcoming & a bit of the future. Little Big Planet as a presentation reel is genius. Even with Halo 3s level designer, MS never thought of using it. Mario won't run around like that for Nintendo. Plus it's possible to recreate that in the upcoming game. AWESOME.
PSN Store obliterates anything MS & Wii Ware is offering, just presented by a borish twat. CG God of War 3 trailer, gee Sony I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. My you a like a ninja with a suprise attack. CG Trailers need to die. If its not gameplay it does not ever matter. PS2 still matters because you can actually find one in a store & people in trailers need something to beat their spouses with or sue each other over on Judge Judy. Plus YAKUZA 2 is coming for it, thats great.
Sony showed loads more than the others & thus is exciting just presented by such a slow & boring suit.

Nintendo - "Hi there fanboys in Mario hats in the front row. Guess what WE ARE TOTALLY WORKING ON GAMES FOR YOU. No...Really... We are so. Now watch us dance like fools while we fake playing flutes & a sax. Retirements homes buy our stuff now, we are so over you toolish dorks praying to the Triforce for a Kid Icarus game. Come on, why would we do that. We got an unesscessary motion add-on you will buy so you can toss a frisbee at the worlds most hideous virtual puppy. HAHA WE RULE! If we slap Wii on the title it sells. We hate you fanboys, we always did..... Oh wait... I'm sorry. Here have some Animal Crossing. Its just like all the other ones but you know its for your Wii & you can do online stuff. Just as well as all of your other online Wii stuff. That's it, WE GOTS TO GET THIS BILLIONARE DOLLAR CHECK CASHED!"
Animal Crossing..... you people feel vindicated by a scray big headed cartoon fishing with your buddies. Even though there are like 8 other realistic looking fishing games with more skill involved out there to play. Sad foolish fools. Wii Music is a god damn joke. Nintendo should not even bother showing stuff to the gaming press anymore because it's obvious that they want no part of the status quo of the gaming community. They would do better with their own weekend event & Apple like keynote for some game press & mainstream press. Just think of how much a bigger impact that would make on their standing then next to MS & Sony.

MS showed me what I know I want & some awful directions. Sony showed me why I enjoy my PS3 more & why I will continue too. Nintendo slapped me in the face with a big black dildo & makes me regret the safari it took to track down their damn system. Though 3rd parties on Wii are there to heal that wound thankfully.

I own all 3 systems. I have a HDTV. I have no reason to play favorites or submit to fanboy lunacy. PS3 seems to be that top tier in gaming experience. 360 knows its audience & takes care of it very very well & tries to get some of those people who can't find a Wii. Nintendo hates everything that isn't not money & will do anything to get it. None of that consists of making games that are really worth a damn.
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Scott
Scott
July 22, 2008 - 9:50 am
Everyone plays favorites and no one can claim they don't. Just because a person likes 'something' more than another 'something', doesn't constitute Fanboyism.
Jeremy
Jeremy
July 22, 2008 - 9:55 am
o_0 Who pissed in your Cheerios?
Chris
Chris
July 22, 2008 - 10:30 am
I think he's got the most honest view out of any E3 review I've seen.
Jeremy
Jeremy
July 22, 2008 - 12:31 pm
I didn't say he was wrong or not, but damn...
Jammunist
Jammunist
July 22, 2008 - 12:53 pm
I don't understand why anyone expected anything amazing. It seems like I'm the only one satisfied that things haven't changed.. Then again, I'm one of those people who think the entire next gen is superfluous, just as many great games out there. Use the drought to your advantage to play obscure games, thats the best tactic to fight off these capitalistic overloads : P
HandOfFayt
HandOfFayt
July 22, 2008 - 1:00 pm
This is the pattern: First new systems are announced, then marketers hype everything up like a Fox News event. After that the systems are released, and wars break out. Years later the dust settles, and people complain because they aren't happy with the way things turned out or want to move on to something new. Right now we're at the point where the dust is starting to settle.
theshadowalker
theshadowalker
July 24, 2008 - 3:19 am
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