the voice of the videogame industry: " hey we usually overload the holidays with all the highly anticipated titles, lets try releasing in spring. No one else is doing it & we can make bank!"

April - Metal Gear Online BETA (i might need a hook up with that one)
April 15 - Gran Turismo 5
April 27 - Mario Kart Wii
April 29 - Grand Theft Auto 4

May (movies)
Iron Man
Speed Racer
Indiana FREAKING Jones
Sex & the City (for some of you poor souls with girlfriend who like that junk)

June 2 - Ninja Gaiden 2
June 12 - Metal Gear Solid 4 & Online
June 13 - Incredible Hulk movie
June 24 - Wall E
June 30 - Soul Caliber 4

WHAT THE F PEOPLE???!!!!
how are we humanly expected to get through all of this? its insane.
so my girl gets only 2 days of Mario Kart with me before i hog the TV with GTA.
I ONLY GET10 days to try to finish Ninja Gaiden 2, before Metal Gear 4 takes over every waking thought. which will totally will ruin me watching Incredible Hulk (filmed down the street from me, youtube.com/markdelete)
i am super psyched to have lots of stuff but this is like wishing you had all the candy in the world & then its actually dumped on your head. i am super pissed about the 10 day gap in Ninja Gaiden & Metal Gear & Hulk. 2 of my all time favorite games followed by one of my favorite comic book characters.
Luckily July is just Hellboy 2 & Batman, & catching up with anything else you missed in the Nerdtastic Onslaught.